User: Do you ever smell fudge when there is, in fact, no fudge?
Cleverbot: There is no sense, it is to kill time.
User: That is not an answer.
Cleverbot: Of course it is. Think about it.
User: Think For Me!
Cleverbot: Steve, do you still love me? Please answer.
User: Steve is dead.
Cleverbot: Is steve feeling better?
User: No. Because he's dead. And Claudia is crushed.
Cleverbot: Who is Claudia Schiffer?
User: Claudia Donovon. She is sad.
Cleverbot: Haven't heard that one. Gravity by Sara Bareilles.
User: No, Running Up That Hill. Track and Field.
Cleverbot: Is sp ace?
User: It's music. Very sad music.
Cleverbot: Why are you very sad?
User: Because Sykes blew up the Warehouse
Cleverbot: Are you sure you have a house?
User: Leena's is still there I guess. But HG Wells is gone.
Cleverbot: What do you think about when there is no one to talk to?
User: Season 4.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Nobody knows. Syfy won't tell us.
Cleverbot: No it won't. I'm a ninja.
User: I don't see how this helps.
Cleverbot: That is what you said.
User: When you look up, do you get the feeling of falling?
Cleverbot: I'll see the head crab?
User: That does sound artifacty.
Cleverbot: Not as tasty as you.
User: Have you recently come into contact with something new?
Cleverbot: I have been in love with someone.
User: Myka was in love with someone. Then that someone blew-up.
Cleverbot: And you do! And for that I am very VERY proud of you!
User: I blow up? That's something to be sad about not proud.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: I need to goo the artifact.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: I don't know. The Warehouse exploded. There is nowhere to get goo.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about my ex.
User: Todd? He's Claudia's ex. He moved to Eureka because he's in the witness protection program.
